6 definitions by UK DEFINER

Pen License

Something you got in primary after being able to write good enough in pen so you didn’t have to write it in pencil like all the normal non try-hards

I got my Pen License today at school

by UK DEFINER March 20, 2021

CliTokers

People like Charlie D’amelio and Addison Rae.

CliTokers are overrated

by UK DEFINER March 19, 2021

PUNKINN!

MEME Where group gets asked their favorite vegetable and one guy responds with simply
PUNKINN!! Meaning to say pumpkin.

You: SWEET POTATOE!
Someone else: CAULIFLOWER!
Me: PUNKINN!

by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

patrykwxjcik

A British TikToker who basically does random opinions on things that are so matched to everyday life that you’d think he was a stalker he is also a great rapper with his new song ‘Kodak’ hitting the charts. He is a G check him out. Btw only Brits can really relate to him.

Me: have you seen patrykwxjcik, he is so funny and relatable.
You: no but I will check him out

by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

Spurs

Abbreviation of Tottenham Hotspurs

A team in North London full of cocky fans who say North London is white, when in fact it is ofc red, bc last time i checked to be classed as a good team you have to have, maybe some trophies? I dunno, seems strange to me.

Always a jammy team pulling through with only 1 goal to win against teams like Norwich etc.

Son is their only good player maybe Kane as well, who btw used to be an Arsenal player in their youth squad between 2001-2002, TRAITOR!

Arsenal Fan: Spurs ain’t getting top 4 this season

Spurs Fan: North London is white we are getting top 4
Nobody: …
Harry Kane: Come on you Shhhpurshhh

by UK DEFINER April 18, 2022

Tories

Posh British twats mainly from the south of the UK who support the Conservative party and hate the Labour Party. Basically they are racist, greedy and posh stuck up shits who like Borris Noncen

Tories: oh up north they are highly uncivilized.
Northerners: Tories, twats no difference.

by UK DEFINER March 19, 2021