3 definitions by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer

Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 6, 2016

Full house

The act of rubbing fuzzy dice onto the scrotum generating static electricity to form on the pubic hair. You then proceed to use your electrified pubes to fuck your girlfriend to shock her into an orgasm.

"Dude try these dice! I used to pull a Full House on your girlfriend!"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer August 6, 2015

Wet toast

Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.

"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer August 6, 2015