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1 definition by TypicalTexasCitizen

Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.
I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.
by TypicalTexasCitizen December 10, 2010