2 definitions by Twiggish
A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
#1 Did you see that she glued the tv plug into the outlet because it kept falling out? Then she wanted to move the tv, so she chewed through the wire and burned her mouth!
#2 - that’s Twiggish, man. Totally Twiggish.
#2 - that’s Twiggish, man. Totally Twiggish.
by Twiggish January 17, 2022