4 definitions by Turd Furguson

jack passion

1. Any douche with a beard

2. Someone who says they are quitting something but never does.

I thought you were going to do good this year, but you had to go and be all Jack Passion about it.

by Turd Furguson September 26, 2013

bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

Kikepikey

Nazi traitors who fucked Jewish women in the death camps before the final solution.

That kikepikey asswedger should have been gassed along with them, that buttfuckery is worse than incest, and local cousin fuckers cornholin' the livestock.

by Turd Furguson September 28, 2022

Kildo

A long black 10" dildo that has been used on a short man name Kyle to try and tickle the Prostate. Kildo's are only used on guys named Kyle.

Come on honey, its my turn to get anal pumped. Please use the Kildo on me.

by Turd Furguson November 11, 2004