TuckDCconnect's definitions

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Fire Marshall Special

A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.

Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."

James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"

by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011

Medicinal Bender

Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.

Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."

James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.

Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

Girl Scout Drink

A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.

James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."

Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."

by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011

Stripper Flu

The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.

James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."

Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"

by TuckDCconnect January 18, 2011

Tinklerotomy

The actual procedure name for when a tranny gets their penis or tinkler cut off to become a full blown women. Trannies are referred to as post-op once the tinklerotomy is performed.

Bruce Jenner is doing the tinklerotomy on a live TV reality show so the whole world knows he is a post op tranny.

by TuckDCconnect February 11, 2015