3 definitions by Tu madre tan gorda.

giuliani

A term used to describe what can only be compared to a total train wreck.

Hey bro, how's life?
Horrible, gone straight in the toilet, my life went full on giuliani.

by Tu madre tan gorda. March 9, 2022

CuzUncle

When your uncle marries your cousins wife. He is now your uncle and cousin (Because your second cousin’s father is your first cousin.) and your cousins now have a Gruncle/Dad (great uncle is a Gruncle)

Yo, your cousins ex wife has a new husband, looks just like your uncle. Yeah my uncle married my cousins ex wife, now he is my CuzUncle.

by Tu madre tan gorda. September 13, 2022

Glizzy

The receiver of bukkake previously known as jazzy girl, shortened to Glizzy.

Bro, I hear your mom is straight up Glizzy.

by Tu madre tan gorda. July 19, 2022