The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.
"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
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A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.
I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.
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A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible
bromance.
Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.
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A sudden outbreak of
Pandas. Has only happened once or twice, and mostly in
China.
Pandas are so cute! I wish there was a pandemic right here in town.
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A sexual response to being totally organized.
Man, my room's so clean I think I'm gonna have an organasm.
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The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.
Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"
Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."
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An improvised, often elaborate, dwelling built by a homeless person.
Yo, check out that guy's bumgalow! Joint's probably got indoor plumbing.
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