Definitions by Tsukiatari

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

Almond MILF by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Time Flu 

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

Time Flu by tsukiatari March 7, 2014

Pandemic

A sudden outbreak of Pandas. Has only happened once or twice, and mostly in China.

Pandas are so cute! I wish there was a pandemic right here in town.

Pandemic by tsukiatari March 2, 2010

Wife Eye

A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.

I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.

Wife Eye by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Between Movies

When an actor gains weight after shooting a film. Or, when anyone who was originally in good shape has gotten fat.

That Daniel Baldwin looks like he's between movies these days.

Man, my boss John is looking so between movies right now.

Between Movies by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

brunch face

The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.

Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"

Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."

brunch face by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Condomplation 

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009