3 definitions by Trust me I'm dumb

!@#$%^&*()

Signs of swearing.
Example: F**k, Sh*t etc

Mom: Son, your enemy beat you to first place again.
You: !@#$%^&*()

Mom: DO NOT SWEARRRRR!!!!
You: !@#$%^&*() deal with it mom.

by Trust me I'm dumb September 23, 2019

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

The letters of the alphabet. All babies think their smart when they just learn it.

Baby sister: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abcs next time won't you sing with me. Yay! I'm so smart!
You: Hey sis... you have a long way to go. Wait till you get to Algebra.
Baby sister: What's Al-al-je-ba aljeba?
You: Algebra. Not just Algebra, there's such things as essays and - *gulp* you don't wanna know.
Baby sister: *crys* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT SMART ANYMORE!!! I'M DUMB!
You: Hmm... calling yourself dumb.... I like that.

by Trust me I'm dumb September 23, 2019

Okay

Someone's talking to you but you're not listening.

Person: I like you.
You: Okay (while looking down at your phone).

by Trust me I'm dumb September 23, 2019