Trunks 's definitions

Ass-Reamingly Terrible

Something so bad, the feeling resembles that of a large black man named Bertha packing your fudge for you.

The party sucked so much, it was almost ass-reamingly terrible.

by Trunks November 16, 2003

Craptacle

A spectacle that sucks ass.

It's not worth your time. Trust me.

by Trunks November 16, 2003

giz

when the dick is pleasured by either himself or another women.

That bitch got me soo hard giz shot right out and hit her right in the eye.

by trunks April 10, 2004

Bread pulling

"Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.

Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.

Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?

Person 1: No, only bread and semen.

Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.

by Trunks November 7, 2016

okeechobee

loser cowtown in middle of nowhere...
HELL

Okeechobee is hell

by trunks December 8, 2003

Craptacular

Unlike shit-tacular, craptacular is something not spectacular. The words spectacular and spectacle both share 'spec-' and a rather good meaning, so if 'spec-' were to be traded in for 'crap-' surely the emphasis of the word would be turned around in an equally bad way.

Me:'Your gaming skills are craptacular.'
You:'Huh?'
Me:'...You suck.'

by Trunks November 16, 2003

Pukerrific

Something so terrible, the only response musterable by mortals is to bring forth that which they last ate.

*insert barfing noises here*

by Trunks November 16, 2003