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malut

Ryan is such a malut
by Troy February 19, 2003
mugGet the malutmug.

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p
Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.
by Troy January 5, 2004
mugGet the volleyballmug.

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.
by Troy June 19, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

bengals

a professional football team from cincinnati. this team enjoyed decent success in the eighties, by making it to two super bowls in eight years. uring the nineties and into the 21st century they lost more games than any other professional team ever. as of late they have began to rebuild and are a playoff hopeful (2003). as far as not having a website, they have one. for the fucking jackass who said they didn't, look it up fuck face. WHO DEY!!!!!!
no fucking way... the bengals are 8-6 with two games left and might make the playoffs!!!
by troy December 15, 2003
mugGet the bengalsmug.

Strawberry Swirl

When you are recieving a blowjob and when you splooge you hit her in the mouth, allowing to blood and cum to mix, creating a strawberry swirl
PERSON - Are you phsyically abusing my friend?
ME - Na, I gave her a strawberry swirl last night
PERSON - Oh.
by Troy May 25, 2004
mugGet the Strawberry Swirlmug.

des

The Act of giving physical love is an unnatural way!
BRA, you know that nikki girl we met at that party well...des...all the way!
by Troy May 3, 2003
mugGet the desmug.

human

Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.
by Troy December 6, 2003
mugGet the humanmug.

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