Troy's definitions

secsi

the 1337 version of "sexy"

Damn bitch j00 fuckin secsi.

by Troy February 6, 2003

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003

crass

a good old punk band

crass is a good band not a shitty one like all you other people say

by troy November 8, 2003

A Gorilla

an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.

by troy October 29, 2003

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003