Trev's definitions

fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.

That fucking FB stole my Jaffa Cakes.

by Trev October 3, 2003

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

by Trev November 19, 2003

Maskfish

A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.

“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”

by Trev January 9, 2022

Scroate

An abbrevation for scrotum. Typically used to describe a person with the personality or looks of a ball sack.

He's such a fucking scroate.

by Trev October 3, 2003

Baylus

One who excessively get owned in the face by Dutchmen; is rarely seen without its cache of cheeto puffs or at least some orange residue on the fingers.

Man, Haz, you are so much cooler than that Baylus.

by Trev February 16, 2005