Travman's definitions

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

whorehouse

Place that houses whores.

Your mom lives in a whorehouse.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

by Travman December 3, 2002

backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

by Travman December 3, 2002

pillow

An object used by males when masturbating; the male rubs his cock and balls up and down on the pillow until he jacks off all over it

Jim found several of his roommate's pubic hairs on his pillow

by Travman December 1, 2002

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

manjam

Cum

I shot manjam all over her face

by Travman November 11, 2002