Travman's definitions

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

cum-guzzling gutter slut

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth

Your girlfriend is a cum-guzzling gutter slut.

by Travman November 12, 2002

sex hex

When some slut you screwed calls you up and tells you that she is pregnant.

"Damn, I should have known that I would get the sex hex."

by Travman December 3, 2002

backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

by Travman December 3, 2002

manjam

Cum

I shot manjam all over her face

by Travman November 11, 2002

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 3, 2002

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002