Travman's definitions

cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

by Travman December 1, 2002

Las Vegas

The place where you go to bang cheap sluts

Las Vegas is the place to be.

by Travman December 1, 2002

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

by Travman December 3, 2002

stank ass hoe

A dirty, disease-ridden slut.

Sandy is a stank ass hoe.

by Travman December 3, 2002

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 3, 2002

backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

by Travman December 3, 2002

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

by Travman December 3, 2002