Travman's definitions

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 3, 2002

chin bruises

Bruises a female gets on her chin when she's giving head and the dude's nuts smack against her chin.

I left bruises on her chin.

by Travman December 3, 2002

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

Las Vegas

The place where you go to bang cheap sluts

Las Vegas is the place to be.

by Travman December 1, 2002

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

by Travman December 3, 2002

sex hex

When some slut you screwed calls you up and tells you that she is pregnant.

"Damn, I should have known that I would get the sex hex."

by Travman December 3, 2002