Definitions by TransMayernik

frosted 

noun. Means to be stoned or baked. Comes from the glazed-over appearance that most who are stoned portray.

The crowd at Denny's at 2am on a Saturday morning is usually pretty frosted.

frosted by TransMayernik December 28, 2005

Big Rubbery One 

n. Something unpleasant. This term implies that whatever it is refering to is as bad as being anally fornicated with a 'big rubbery one'.

"I just got two cavities filled today. That dentist visit was definately a big rubbery one".

"This 9pm class is gonna be a big rubbery one."

Big Rubbery One by TransMayernik August 6, 2005

Ledbetter Heights 

n. A place, usually in suburbia, that's an over-populated dump. Most small-town apartment buildings can be refered to as such.

"Joe lives out in Ledbetter Heights"

Ledbetter Heights by TransMayernik May 10, 2005

FPF

Simply, Fat Person Friendly. Refers to places and objects that can support the needs of the morbidly obese such as but not limited to chairs, hallways, and all-you-can-eat buffets. In recent years, FPF logic has really come into play because our population is exploding. Engineers now have to design hospitals to accomodate the gravitationally-challenged.

"Aww man. You drive a Geo Metro? That car isn't FPF."

FPF by TransMayernik May 6, 2005

AK Spray 

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.

"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."

AK Spray by TransMayernik April 23, 2005

farkle 

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

farkle by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

herky jerky 

Motion sickness, or any other sickness, such as the flu, that induces nausea and vomiting.

Bob got the herky jerkies from riding in the back of the van.

herky jerky by TransMayernik April 22, 2005