Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TransMayernik

club sped

Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

Simply, Fat Person Friendly. Refers to places and objects that can support the needs of the morbidly obese such as but not limited to chairs, hallways, and all-you-can-eat buffets. In recent years, FPF logic has really come into play because our population is exploding. Engineers now have to design hospitals to accomodate the gravitationally-challenged.

"Aww man. You drive a Geo Metro? That car isn't FPF."

by TransMayernik May 6, 2005

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farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

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Big Rubbery One

n. Something unpleasant. This term implies that whatever it is refering to is as bad as being anally fornicated with a 'big rubbery one'.

"I just got two cavities filled today. That dentist visit was definately a big rubbery one".

"This 9pm class is gonna be a big rubbery one."

by TransMayernik August 6, 2005

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frosted

noun. Means to be stoned or baked. Comes from the glazed-over appearance that most who are stoned portray.

The crowd at Denny's at 2am on a Saturday morning is usually pretty frosted.

by TransMayernik December 28, 2005

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AK Spray

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.

"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."

by TransMayernik April 23, 2005

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