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An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers
by TransFerret January 19, 2019
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