A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.
'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
Also known as TBF (Toe bumfuck), it is the sexual technique whereby one fucks someone in the ass with their toe.
"Last night, I was drunk and walking down Yonge street, and I went into an alleyway to puke. There was a naked hobo passed out there!"
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"