18 definitions by Townsman
An open cup bra designed to permit maximum exposure of the breast whilst providing sufficient padding and support the lower and under breast area to give all day comfort. Ideal for presenting a braless look to the smaller breast under blouses and tops etc.
Tina knew her quarter-cup bra made her bee-sting boobies look great.
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
by Townsman December 30, 2015
Kurt: Man look at those!!!
Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....
Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....
Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2015
Most usually the overly large size of a glans of a penis relative to its shaft.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Dave loved the attention his mushroomhead gained him at the nude beach.
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
by Townsman December 30, 2015
Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.
Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2015