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Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.
Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE
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Coming with any number of 'a's between two and... no real limit - only your lung capacity - 'Gaaaar' was a term coined by pirates with little or no rum left in the bottle.
Designed to vent frustration, the word 'Gaaar' represents a healthy outlet of anger and can, in some cases, prevent the user from going ape-shit.
Modern day users extend beyond just the pirate - anarchists, strange people and others use it, along with it being used as the basis of an entire language in a few small mountain-based communities. 'Gaaaar' is also a great tool to use if you're a zombie - learned from such movies as 'Dawn Of The Dead' (you just know the guy with no arms is giving a good 'GAAAAAAR!'
Person 1: 'Gaaaar'
Person 2: 'Gaaaaaar'
Person 1: 'Gaaaaaaaaar'
Person 3: 'Aaaaar'
Person 1: 'You ruined our flow, muthafucker!'
Person 2: 'GAAAAAAAAAAR! TO BATTLE!'
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A slang word meaning 'anus', poohouse is a somewhat less graphic version of the word 'shithouse'. Used chiefly in Wigan - and was probably invented there
'Choo! Choo! All aboard to that man's poohouse'
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