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A quick and often expedited trip to Wal-Mart. Usually made in order to avoid any number of your "undesirables" including but not limited to: Exes, relatives, tweakers et cetera.
Man, I gotta make a Wal-Mart quickie, don't wanna see my exe Chanelle, that bitch is a Wal-Mart whore!
by Toooots December 27, 2016
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