Tookar's definitions

goatage

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.

A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!

by Tookar September 25, 2005

survive

What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.

If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.

CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time.

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Cloud

1. A puff of not-water in the sky. What a beauty.

2. Cloud Strife. A character from a boring video game called "Final Fantasy 7". Though as boring as it is (it's turn-based), many love it. I personally love the storyline, hate the fanboy/girl-ism he brings to everyone who loves the game, but do not hate him.

1. Look at those clouds... Plotting their next move...

2.

Fangirl: CLOUD STRIFE SO SEXY LOLZ OMFG LET ME GLOMP HIM CUZ HES SO SEXY!!11

Fanboy: No, he's not sexy, he's cool! Cool and... sexy... I want his penis.

Fanboy 2: Yeah he is sexy. Let's go make love to him. SODOMY! YAY!!!

by Tookar August 10, 2005

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

reaganomics

N'SYNC's and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' favorite word to say.

Donatello: Cool!
Leonardo: Tubular!
Raphael: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Reaganomics!

by Tookar April 18, 2005

LOADR

An idiotic insult by an idiot, who is an immature moron, and feels insecure that intellectuals pwjn him.

In a game of StarCraft (©Blizzard)

Mr_Ownage: OMG ZERGLINE RUSH U SUK!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Yeesh... newbies...
Mr_Ownage: I ARE NOT A NOOB U R TEH NOOB U LOADR UR GAY U WONT BE GEY WEN HELL FREAZES OVA!!!!1
Miss_Lucifer: Good job making sense there!

by Tookar April 14, 2005