Definitions by Tony du Angletere

Tool 

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

Tool by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022

Rohmbus 

Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.

Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.

A: Hey, what kind of shape is your guys friendship in?

B: Fucking Rohmbus!!!!!!

Rohmbus by Tony du Angletere May 6, 2022

Shock and Thaw! 

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

Shock and Thaw! by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022

Chuzzle 

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.

"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"

Chuzzle by Tony du Angletere April 10, 2022

Freudian Split 

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.

Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?

Freudian Split by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022

Suncup 

Noun - Coll.

A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.

"Look at those beautiful pastel suncups!"

Suncup by Tony du Angletere March 23, 2022

What the Dickens? 

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.

"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."

What the Dickens? by Tony du Angletere March 20, 2022