Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 30, 2022
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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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OJ

OJ - proper noun.

Definition: Using an Amazon brand 'Oliver James' dlldo to masturbate.
"I'm going to have an OJ, shower and then go out..."
by Tony du Angletere January 04, 2022
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Chuzzle

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"
by Tony du Angletere April 11, 2022
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Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.
A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'
by Tony du Angletere May 02, 2022
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What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
by Tony du Angletere March 21, 2022
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Suncup

Noun - Coll.

A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
"Look at those beautiful pastel suncups!"
by Tony du Angletere March 23, 2022
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