11 definitions by Tony du Angletere
by Tony du Angletere January 4, 2022
Noun: A sausage-eating contest.
Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.
Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.
Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
by Tony du Angletere April 11, 2022
by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022
Noun, Modern text, designer vagina era
Meaning :U R Skinned (you are shaven in the pubic region)
Etymology: created in response to a 'Ruskin' being taken colloquially to mean unshaven pubic region.
Meaning :U R Skinned (you are shaven in the pubic region)
Etymology: created in response to a 'Ruskin' being taken colloquially to mean unshaven pubic region.
A:"Well I don't worry about getting my bikini line done anymore, I just go URSKIN! See!
B: Yeah, wow! You are skinned! Personally I go for a Ruskin, look at mine.... etc"
B: Yeah, wow! You are skinned! Personally I go for a Ruskin, look at mine.... etc"
by Tony du Angletere March 18, 2022
Noun.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
Noun - Coll.
A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
by Tony du Angletere March 23, 2022
Colloquial Phrase
Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.
Transexual interpretation:
Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.
Transexual interpretation:
Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
by Tony du Angletere March 21, 2022