2 definitions by Tommydesigns

Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 20, 2023

don eagle

To cut your hair short but your mom has a delusional episode and thinks your bald.

OMG! The barber cut your hair too short and gave you a Don Eagle!

by Tommydesigns October 22, 2017