A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only
to ask you if you've "found Jesus
yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone
going to hell for their
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus
Christ as your
lord n' savior? He'll help you with your
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?