10 definitions by Tom Bowtell

Wing Wang

Bottom

He stuck his jammy knob up the kitten's wing wang.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

bottynibbler

A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.

Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.

by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003

Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

Potato Brothel

A versatile spuddish whore house.

Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast

by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Cribbins

A type of Bernard

Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.

by Tom Bowtell March 3, 2003