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11 definitions by Tom Bowtell

 
1.
A type of Bernard
Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.
by Tom Bowtell March 03, 2003
 
2.
A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.
Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.
by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003
 
3.
A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.
Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.
by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003
 
4.
To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.
"Dad. I'm in control"
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003
 
5.
The naughtiest bits of a colleague.
"Show us your leading"
by Tom Bowtell May 01, 2003
 
6.
An affectionate term for a Catherine Price
Return to sender.
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003
 
7.
Cob
A thing for holding corn
Crunch crunch mmmmm
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003