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Opeth

Ok, first off, Opeth are Swedish, not Norwegian. Secondly, they did a cover of Iron Maiden's 'Remember Tomorrow', not 'Running Free', and thirdly, you're all stupid. kthxbye.
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cradle of filth

Ok, let's get something clear here. Cradle of Filth are NOT black metal. They're symphonic, watered down metal with black metal elements, nothing more. Real black metal is Darkthrone, Burzum, Immortal, Mayhem, old Emperor.
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ARGH

A grunt. Often used when beaten at Yahoo Pool. Of course, only pathetic people ever play Yahoo Pool. Retards.
Mr Bobkins: Hahaha, I win again at Yahoo Pool. I'm really sad and I play Yahoo Pool because it stimulates my anus like nothing else does.
Mr Redassmong: Argh.
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the-bazement

Where Adalon keeps the kiddies.
Kid 1: Excuse me Mr Adalon, where is that lollipop you promised?!
Adalon: Just down these stairs....
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Opeth

The Gods, indeed. Every album is GENIUS. Especially the first four.
Some metal *d00d* - Hey, don't ya think KoRn are da best, innit!
Opeth fan - No. Be quiet, cockmonkey. Opeth ownz j00 b0'/0
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hursty

On the outside, he's a long-haired, drug-taking, alcoholic, flash-obsessed....fag.

On the inside....well I think this song sums him up best:
Listen to me sister
And hear me brother too
This song contains a message
And it might apply to you
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?


Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

Listen to me people
No matter what you do
The thing that really counts in life
Is to yourself be true
There's a little bit of gay
In everyone today
So why not let it out
That's what we say?

Gay is natural
Gay is good
Gay is wonderful
Gay people should
All come together
And fight for our rights.

<bridge>

Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Hursty's gay!
Some guy: Hey, mr Hursthouse, will you do a website for me? And sell me some drugs?
Hursty: Well....This is my day off...but you're hot, so I guess I can make exceptions ;)
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mingmongmang

anycon is a genius.
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