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Opeth

The Gods, indeed. Every album is GENIUS. Especially the first four.
Some metal *d00d* - Hey, don't ya think KoRn are da best, innit!
Opeth fan - No. Be quiet, cockmonkey. Opeth ownz j00 b0'/0
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ditchill

He's in love with me, apparently. Can't afford me though.
Ditchill: I'm in love with Tom.
Everyone: Yeah, we know, ya little ferret.
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mingmongmang

anycon is a genius.
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cradle of filth

Ok, let's get something clear here. Cradle of Filth are NOT black metal. They're symphonic, watered down metal with black metal elements, nothing more. Real black metal is Darkthrone, Burzum, Immortal, Mayhem, old Emperor.
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Opeth

Ok, first off, Opeth are Swedish, not Norwegian. Secondly, they did a cover of Iron Maiden's 'Remember Tomorrow', not 'Running Free', and thirdly, you're all stupid. kthxbye.
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ARGH

A grunt. Often used when beaten at Yahoo Pool. Of course, only pathetic people ever play Yahoo Pool. Retards.
Mr Bobkins: Hahaha, I win again at Yahoo Pool. I'm really sad and I play Yahoo Pool because it stimulates my anus like nothing else does.
Mr Redassmong: Argh.
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n00bster

An internet word, used by Pet Shop Boys fans and people who like tanks.
Jimmy Jee Bop: Ha, that tank reminds me of that great Pet Shop Boys song!
Joey Jojo Bopper: Hehe, Jimmy, you're such a n00bster
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