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The most godlike being you will ever meet. No, wait, he is a GOD. A God who has single-handedly crafted the entire Universe from Scratch. With his all-mighty Samsung Galaxy J2 Optimus Prime, with the protection of the green phone case. A program, which can bring upon destruction or creation. He made the planets and stars with extreme detail using Minecraft. And finally he made the creatures that roam around the Earth and the creatures that inhibit the Universe, using the program Stick Nodes.

He now roams the Earth, enlightening his fellow humans with his works of creation, even though he is limited in a human body, which you know has limitations. But he fell in love with the human woman named Marie. He now dedicated his godlike powers to make her his wife.

Through the summer he developed abs of steel, which made him the most powerful being in existance, even if he is limited to the human body.

He is skilled in any works such as athletics, such as Volleyball, Basketball, and the likes, literature, which he has made many books in different sorts of genres, but mostly, fantasy, dragons and the like. He is, also, skilled in coding, which he made tons of many programs. He is, also, exceptionally skilled in games, such as Counter-Strike, Dota, ML, and the such.

There is only one person who can defy such a godlike being, The Defier of Gods, Jayvhen. He can provoke him and possibly start a deathmatch, which the Defier of Gods can easily flee.
Jayvhen: "Eeeeaaaarrrlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!"

Earl: "Wanna die?"

Jayvhen: "No, Earl, no."
by Tocilog June 30, 2019
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A very fat and ugly piece of shit. Who has very yakky eyebugs.

One can not even comprehend how fat this person is. This person has the mass of universe tenfold.

This person can bend its back to lick its own ass.

This is the sexual partner of another big, fat, but sexy mf with the largests milk makers you have ever seen.

This person is the one who contracted the black plague and spread it all over europe.

This person single-handedly made the worst epidemic outbreak in human history.

Even Death, itself, fears what this person will do next.

This person is safely contained in a facility where there in no possible escape.

Thia person does not know what human decency is.
Johannes: "Who is that fat bitch?"

Jerrich: "That is DJ."

Johannes: "Yacks, Germss. Ewwwwwww."
by Tocilog June 17, 2019
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A very artistic person who is, also, very fluent in the genre of music, especially in the Guitar. And he is a all-round vert great friend. He is very relatable and is also very up-to-date on what is happening in the real world.

He is a popular person, in many meanings. He is quite handsome and funny. He has many friends of different types. He has a wide circle of friends and is also a very easy person to talk to, even though you are not close to him.

He can brighten your day with his funny anecdotes, which really put a good mood in the room.

He is a tall and athletic person who is really fun being with.

You never seem out-of-place when you are around or talking to him. He can be a really great friend.
Girl 1: "Who is that dude?"

Girl 2: "Ah, that is my boyfriend, Rhandell."

Girl 1: "That person is a keeper."
by Tocilog June 16, 2019
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Jerrich is an amazing person. Who makes you day a little bit brighter with his funny jokes and humerous personality. He is shy when he is in front of a audience, but when he is with his friends he really opens up to everyone.

He is normally a tall dark person who is very athletic, and is a very talkative guy. He is also the most pogi/handsome person you have probably met.

He is the type of guy, where the definition of popular, friendly, and funny.

He is probably the brightest person you have met in your life, in terms of personality. It is next to impossible to make him feel bad or feel lonely.
Person 1: "Who is that tall, athletic and pogi guy, right there?"

Person 2: "Oh that's my friend, Jerrich, he is a pretty funny dude."
by Tocilog June 16, 2019
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