Tman's definitions

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 8, 2004

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 11, 2003

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 3, 2004

dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.

When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.

by tman March 11, 2004