duffman

Started off as (Hillary) Duff's Man, but shortened to Duffman to make reference to the mascot.

Stating that one is worthy of Hillary Duff's companionship.

I wanna be her duffman!

by Tman November 23, 2004

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 12, 2003

dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.

When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.

by tman March 11, 2004

flatback

A sexually promiscuous woman who prefers the missionary position. Originally used in detective novels of the 1930s and 1940s as "flatbacker".

"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."

by tman March 13, 2004

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 04, 2004