35 definitions by Tittsmcgee
I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee October 29, 2017
The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
by Tittsmcgee June 28, 2018
When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
by Tittsmcgee November 10, 2017
When a dude wears his long beard in a ponytail off his chin, sometimes with multiple rubber bands down the length of the beard to ensure a stiff shaft-like appearance.
Chris was sporting a killer chindick the other day. The placement of the rubber bands down the shaft of his chindick made it look like he could penetrate his woman's backdoor while he eats her juicy pussy
by Tittsmcgee July 25, 2017
When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.
Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.
by Tittsmcgee August 4, 2018
by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017