TissPee's definitions

terminate velocity

n. applies to new or recent hires that don't seem to understand the job for which they were hired.

That new girl in Logistics hit terminate velocity last Thursday when she sorted one column of a 50,000-cell spreadsheet and saved it to the shared drive.

by TissPee September 8, 2010

erassment

Harassment over email, either by extending threads well past their point of completion, or by making urgent requests better expressed in person or on the phone.

The erassment never ends. Joe just requested mid-week figures even though he's at a conference until Monday.

by TissPee July 1, 2008

pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.

Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.

by TissPee September 19, 2009