2 definitions by Tino the Rapist

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered
I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols
by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010
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During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers
by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010
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