Timothy Tool's definitions

cud muffin

cud with a log of poop.

Someone left a cud muffin under the blankets on that bed; I wouldn't go near it if I were you.

by Timothy Tool November 10, 2004

bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

cud sniffer

When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.

I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

butt pucker

When a wet butt hole breathes and loosens up before it is fucked.

When the hole is so relaxed it is open for fucking

Will you please pucker your butt so I can insert myself into it? ;)

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004