tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004

butt pucker

When a wet butt hole breathes and loosens up before it is fucked.

When the hole is so relaxed it is open for fucking

Will you please pucker your butt so I can insert myself into it? ;)

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

cud sniffer

When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.

I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.

by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004