Definitions by Timothy Tool

bowels of cereal 

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

bowels of cereal by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

tequila diarrhea 

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

tequila diarrhea by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

butt pucker

When a wet butt hole breathes and loosens up before it is fucked.

When the hole is so relaxed it is open for fucking

Will you please pucker your butt so I can insert myself into it? ;)

butt pucker by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

skin tube 

the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.

1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )

skin tube by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004