3 definitions by Timothecles
A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.
“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:
Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.
Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.
Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.
The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.
Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”
His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.
The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.
Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”
His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.
by Timothecles October 8, 2023
When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.
Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023