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The cleansing of your anal cavity using a fine aged wine.
The most exciting and innovative way to clean your butthole? French Enema.
by Timmy Pants October 14, 2010
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A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.
Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.
by Timmy Pants May 23, 2011
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Duck Dance is a name from the hit game Runescape. Duck Dance is associate with the best trolling known to man. Some would say he is infact powered by a robot that goes around with the purpose of trolling. His life is dedicated to pushing people to the max and laughing all the way through. Some would say his trolling is so epic that Jagex had to force the name on him. When the phrase Duck Dance is heard, many should think of this man. For when February 2012 hits, he will no longer be Duck Dance. (That's when Fagex has allowed my, I mean his name to change).
"What's up Duck Dance?"
"My guess with your time spent on this game, your cholesterol and chances of never having sex in your lifetime.trollololololololol"
"I just been trolled by Duck Dance, I should go /wrists"
by Timmy Pants September 6, 2011
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When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 6, 2019
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