Timmy's definitions

penis

the big kahunah wang hung

i had a penis, but i chopped it off and now i dont anymore. it felt good.

by timmy January 29, 2004

Shit Goose

Top Gun way of saying hello to a friend.

Whats up Shit Goose

by Timmy January 16, 2003

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003

kalyssa

(n) a name of my favorite person in the world cause i love her so much.

a person who has potential like anything else... but needs to put action with that potential

short in a lovely kind of way, dirty blonde along with dirty girl 0_o
a.k.a. kittie, kyssa, kylessa, and my favorite cause tis so true, my kittens

the only example is the real thing

by Timmy February 16, 2005

rathergood

Short form of rathergood.com/seepage

For when something seeps so much anal residue that it requires it's own turn of phrase.

May also be used as an adjective to describe something that is so insanely amazing no other words can describe it.

Man Burnett needs to lay off the burritos... when he left the chair it was rathergood.com/seepage

by Timmy April 12, 2005

scottules

immature person who likes whatching Finding Nemo and spends to much time playing with themself and has disorder with downloading porn

pimp

by Timmy September 19, 2003

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004