1 definition by Timaios

whelk

A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.

- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!

by Timaios September 29, 2018