Definitions by Tim the Enchanter

Muffeteer 

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

Muffeteer by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016

bobcatting

The only true meaning of bobcatting is the following one.

a few guys go stand in a circle and each of them jerks off the guy on their left. (or right whatevs)
Mostly used as an insult

guy A "you heard the news about these guys? They were bobcatting all weekend"
guy B "thats disgusting"

bobcatting by tim the enchanter October 9, 2013

PlayUpPompey 

Fag. One who enjoys sticking his penis up other men's butts.

God, you're like fucking PlayUpPopmey. And stay away from my ass.

PlayUpPompey by Tim the Enchanter December 21, 2003