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When a political system is so corrupt, that people who are calamitously unqualified get to be in charge of really important things, usually on the basis of past financial support.
"Dude, did you see how Betsy DeVos didn't even know that IDEA was a federal law protecting the disabled? That's some nocluetocracy, right there."
by Tia Salamanca January 26, 2017
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When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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A person who is so entrenched in his specific beliefs that he would rather splinter his own political party, making an election loss more likely, than work together with his own side. Party cannibals are political animals who feast on other party members.
Yo, that Bernie Bro who said Hillary was too crooked to vote for... total Party Cannibal
by Tia Salamanca November 16, 2016
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The feeling when, after feeling remorse for committing to something you've come to regret, you escape having to follow through.
"Man I way overbid drunk on Ebay, and when an hour before the auction was over somebody else came in and outbid me it was such remief."
by Tia Salamanca February 3, 2019
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