a real vampire does not/is not:
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
by TiTyRon August 21, 2009
Get the vampiremug. another one of snk's attemps to capcom's street fighter
this time by making another copy of street fighter characters.instead of combining ryu and ken masters
they toke ken masters,changed his outfit by puting him ina baseball cap and a gay jacket with a star on it.resulting in terry bogard. the only props i give this game is on they're
sexy character B.Jenet the only female video game character who got my dick really hard
this time by making another copy of street fighter characters.instead of combining ryu and ken masters
they toke ken masters,changed his outfit by puting him ina baseball cap and a gay jacket with a star on it.resulting in terry bogard. the only props i give this game is on they're
sexy character B.Jenet the only female video game character who got my dick really hard
by TiTyRon July 16, 2009
Get the fatal furymug. by TiTyRon December 28, 2009
Get the Uncle oSamamug. what music fans(usually assholes) say because they dont like to get music for free from programs such aslimewire or bittorrent
these people would rather spend 20 dollars on cd's(this money supports the artist) for the artist to live well and the music fan lives like shit why would a music fan support thier favorite artist when the artist has lots of money, they dont need more you know?
these people would rather spend 20 dollars on cd's(this money supports the artist) for the artist to live well and the music fan lives like shit why would a music fan support thier favorite artist when the artist has lots of money, they dont need more you know?
person a)i just downloaded tons of song on limewire!!!this sure bets the hell outof paying for music thank god for limewire
person b)fuck you asshole limewire is ilegal i support the artist by buying thier cds for 20 bucks each im broke but my favorite artist is rich so im happy my money will inspire him to make more songs
person a) yeah for people like me to download for free
person b)fuck you asshole limewire is ilegal i support the artist by buying thier cds for 20 bucks each im broke but my favorite artist is rich so im happy my money will inspire him to make more songs
person a) yeah for people like me to download for free
by TiTyRon September 15, 2009
Get the support the artistmug. Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d
by TiTyRon December 8, 2009
Get the Mario Lopezmug. every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
by TiTyRon December 24, 2009
Get the student-teacher relationshipmug. the terminator with wings
legion(movie) is the same thing as the terminator just that this time its an angle rather then a killer cyborg
by TiTyRon January 8, 2010
Get the legion(movie)mug.