Definitions by Thunderlight

shakacalingas 

It's a slang language for shit, fuck, bitch, etc. Basically anything

What the shakacalingas!

shakacalingas by thunderlight November 2, 2013

Femtex

A volatile explosive that becomes increasingly unstable once a month.

Your girlfriend: GTFO!
You: Shit shes just thrown Femtex !

Femtex by Thunderlight April 22, 2010