ThroatSlit's definitions

kill

1. to make one not alive

2. turning something off

3. utterly humiliate someone

4. Canniibal Corpse's best album

1. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

2. kill the lights

3. I killed you in halo 2!

4. I'm listening to kill

by ThroatSlit February 18, 2007

guitar solo

The part of a song that for some reason shit nu metal bands cannot seem to comprehend. Usually about a half a minute to a minute of guitar, usually accompanied by a repeating drum beat. For some great examples, listen to Eruption by Van Halen, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, God Of Death by Slayer, or Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.

look up guitar solo on google video to see some fucking sick playing.

by ThroatSlit April 9, 2006

nickelback

A shitty alt. rock/post-grunge/nu-metal band with only one song to be proud of, Side of a Bullet, due to it's inclusion of an unreleased solo by the late, great Dimebag Darrel

Nickelback sucks pretty bad.

by ThroatSlit April 5, 2007

abercrombie and fitch

Most likely the most over-priced chain store next to hot topic. Sells pre-wrinkled shirts, pre-ripped jeans, and flourescent pink polos. Most shallow preps with no minds of their own spend $40 on clothes they could probably get for $5 and rip or wrinkle themselves.

If you want your clothing to look pre-worn, shop at the thrift store, not Abercrombie and Fitch, Then give the money you saved to charity so children that are forced to wear ripped clothing can get real clothes.

by ThroatSlit July 27, 2006

D&D

The table top Role Playing Game which people who sit up in their rooms all day playing madden and need for speed say is only for losers, yet D&D players are the ones interacting with other people.

dipshit: Only losers play D&D
me: *too busy getting hot D&D girl poon to listen*

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006

date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006

casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006