ThroatSlit's definitions

pop-punk

the biggest oxymoron of the 21st century

Pop-punk? But I thoug punk was supposed to be anti-mainstream?

by ThroatSlit April 25, 2006

guitar solo

The part of a song that for some reason shit nu metal bands cannot seem to comprehend. Usually about a half a minute to a minute of guitar, usually accompanied by a repeating drum beat. For some great examples, listen to Eruption by Van Halen, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, God Of Death by Slayer, or Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.

look up guitar solo on google video to see some fucking sick playing.

by ThroatSlit April 9, 2006

kill

1. to make one not alive

2. turning something off

3. utterly humiliate someone

4. Canniibal Corpse's best album

1. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

2. kill the lights

3. I killed you in halo 2!

4. I'm listening to kill

by ThroatSlit February 18, 2007

Dungeon Master

Plays god in dungeons and dragons, an nerd on a power trip

jim: We were plowing through the goblins, so the dungeon master gave us 12 red dragons, an insanely complex trap that not even jesus could disable, and a blighted rat.

chris: Now if he would only put that much effort into his social life.

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006

date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006

D&D

The table top Role Playing Game which people who sit up in their rooms all day playing madden and need for speed say is only for losers, yet D&D players are the ones interacting with other people.

dipshit: Only losers play D&D
me: *too busy getting hot D&D girl poon to listen*

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006

the source

A suck ass magazine, co-run by hip-hop failure, Benzino. Uses mics to rate Benzino with a 5 and everyone else with a zero.

Eminem on the source: The Source was like, the only source of light when the mics used to mean somethin, a four was like you were the shit, now its like the least you get
three and a half now just means you a peice of shit
four and a half or five, means you Biggie, Jigga, Nas,
or Benzino.

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006