ThroatSlit's definitions

bc rich beast

the guitar that the kids who listen to slipknot, korn, and mudvayne will ask their parents to buy. Its made out of crap woods, low qualitypickups, and if you want it, a sub-standard trem. It would be a good starter guitar, if it wasn't about $400 for a cheap one.

The BC Rich Beast may be one of the worst guitars ever created.

by ThroatSlit September 17, 2006

Guitar hero

An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.

gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.

by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006

pop-punk

the biggest oxymoron of the 21st century

Pop-punk? But I thoug punk was supposed to be anti-mainstream?

by ThroatSlit April 25, 2006

moonlight sonata

possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. Written by Ludwig Van Beethoven.

Moonlight Sonata is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

by ThroatSlit July 30, 2006

bc rich

A guitar company that went from making quality guitars up until around 2002, when Neal Moser left. Now they make condnsed sawdust in the vague shape of a guitar.

Neal Moser vs. BC Rich is like godzilla vs. bambi.

by ThroatSlit April 27, 2006

nu metal

A genre started by Korn in the late 80's/early 90's, given a horrible reputation by some of the worst bands EVER (Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park). Often mixes in elements of hip-hop or other genres which can either sound great (Korn, Mudvayne) or OH MY GOD I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EARS (Limp Bizkit, ICP). Most nu-metal is closer to hard rock than nu-metal.

So to all the anti-mainstream idiots who like to compare every single band in existence to iron Maiden who say that all nu-metal sucks, check out Disturbed, Mudvayne, Deftones, or Slipknots new CD.

And to all the people who say that Slipknot and Disturbed are 10 times better than Iron Maiden and Metallica: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS. If it wasn't for Metallica, Joey Jordison wouldn't be drumming right now, so shut the fuck up and enjoy all music.

In short, judge a band by it's quality, not it's genre. Nu metal can be good, or it can be bad.

by ThroatSlit May 2, 2006

kill

1. to make one not alive

2. turning something off

3. utterly humiliate someone

4. Canniibal Corpse's best album

1. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

2. kill the lights

3. I killed you in halo 2!

4. I'm listening to kill

by ThroatSlit February 18, 2007