20 definitions by ThroatSlit

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the biggest oxymoron of the 21st century
Pop-punk? But I thoug punk was supposed to be anti-mainstream?
by ThroatSlit April 01, 2006
An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.
gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
by ThroatSlit June 06, 2006
The part of a song that for some reason shit nu metal bands cannot seem to comprehend. Usually about a half a minute to a minute of guitar, usually accompanied by a repeating drum beat. For some great examples, listen to Eruption by Van Halen, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, God Of Death by Slayer, or Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.
look up guitar solo on google video to see some fucking sick playing.
by ThroatSlit February 13, 2006
A shitty alt. rock/post-grunge/nu-metal band with only one song to be proud of, Side of a Bullet, due to it's inclusion of an unreleased solo by the late, great Dimebag Darrel
Nickelback sucks pretty bad.
by ThroatSlit March 31, 2007
1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit February 17, 2006
possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. Written by Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Moonlight Sonata is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
by ThroatSlit July 30, 2006
a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 07, 2006
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