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bc rich

A guitar company that went from making quality guitars up until around 2002, when Neal Moser left. Now they make condnsed sawdust in the vague shape of a guitar.
Neal Moser vs. BC Rich is like godzilla vs. bambi.
by ThroatSlit April 27, 2006
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nu metal

A genre started by Korn in the late 80's/early 90's, given a horrible reputation by some of the worst bands EVER (Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park). Often mixes in elements of hip-hop or other genres which can either sound great (Korn, Mudvayne) or OH MY GOD I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EARS (Limp Bizkit, ICP). Most nu-metal is closer to hard rock than nu-metal.

So to all the anti-mainstream idiots who like to compare every single band in existence to iron Maiden who say that all nu-metal sucks, check out Disturbed, Mudvayne, Deftones, or Slipknots new CD.

And to all the people who say that Slipknot and Disturbed are 10 times better than Iron Maiden and Metallica: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS. If it wasn't for Metallica, Joey Jordison wouldn't be drumming right now, so shut the fuck up and enjoy all music.
In short, judge a band by it's quality, not it's genre. Nu metal can be good, or it can be bad.
by ThroatSlit May 2, 2006
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love metal

First off: It's not a genre if it has one fucking band.

A term coined by slightly above-average gothic rock band HIM to make them seem more edgy to the 12 year olds who listen to them because Ville Valo has a pretty face. It has none of the common elements of classic metal, such as guitar oriented songs, technical solos with heavy blues influence, complicated drum tempos, their lyrics aren't even as dark as Black Sabbath's.
Love metal =/= metal. The only reason it's gained any recognition is because that douchebag Bam Margeraisn't creative enough to think of his own symbol to put in every room of his house.
by ThroatSlit November 25, 2006
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bc rich beast

the guitar that the kids who listen to slipknot, korn, and mudvayne will ask their parents to buy. Its made out of crap woods, low qualitypickups, and if you want it, a sub-standard trem. It would be a good starter guitar, if it wasn't about $400 for a cheap one.
The BC Rich Beast may be one of the worst guitars ever created.
by ThroatSlit September 17, 2006
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metalcore kid

how to spot a metalcore kid:

dress: tight, faded fashioncore band shirts (most likely to have the band name in front of a pool of blood) tight, faded/ripped jeans that cost way too much, bandana around neck or mouth, white studded belt.

appearance: shaved head/mid length hair covering eye, stupid looking tunnels in earlobes the sixe of your pinky, lip and/or eyebrow piercings optional.

music: Usually whatever faux metal/hardcore band it's cool to like at the time. Nowadays, it's Norma Jean, Underoath, Atreyu, etc.

dance: Hardcore dancing (Swinging your arms and legs around in a vain attempt to look HxC)

attitude: An air of great superiority due to their apparently "flawless" taste in music and fashion.

Screen name: includes too many X's, words like "gun", "bang", and "kill". Often including their current favorite band's name.

Known to take oddly angled myspace pictures that all look the same, edit them in photoshop, then post 20 of them on their HxC pimped out Myspace.
by ThroatSlit November 4, 2006
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od

1. Overdose. Using too much of a drug.

2. Over-do. Doing more than someone wants or needs.

3. Overdrive. distortion on a guitar.
1. He ODed on Acid and ended up in the hospital.

2. That test was OD hard

3. Turn on the OD, I want to play solme Metallica.
by ThroatSlit July 12, 2006
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clown

1. A person who wear face paint, huge shoes, small cars, and most likely some kind of horn to instill fear in small children and even more fear in adults. A clown is probably the best thing to scare someone.
2. Someone who unintentionally embarasses themselves
3. Nickname for Shawn Crahan, one of the original founders of the Alternative Metal band, Slipknot
1. Dude, that clown scars the living shit out of me.
2. That clown always falls down when he runs.
3. Clown is one sic mother fucker.
by ThroatSlit April 10, 2006
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