ThroatSlit's definitions

Dungeon Master

Plays god in dungeons and dragons, an nerd on a power trip

jim: We were plowing through the goblins, so the dungeon master gave us 12 red dragons, an insanely complex trap that not even jesus could disable, and a blighted rat.

chris: Now if he would only put that much effort into his social life.

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006

D&D

The table top Role Playing Game which people who sit up in their rooms all day playing madden and need for speed say is only for losers, yet D&D players are the ones interacting with other people.

dipshit: Only losers play D&D
me: *too busy getting hot D&D girl poon to listen*

by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006

date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006

kill

1. to make one not alive

2. turning something off

3. utterly humiliate someone

4. Canniibal Corpse's best album

1. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

2. kill the lights

3. I killed you in halo 2!

4. I'm listening to kill

by ThroatSlit February 18, 2007

nu metal

A genre started by Korn in the late 80's/early 90's, given a horrible reputation by some of the worst bands EVER (Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park). Often mixes in elements of hip-hop or other genres which can either sound great (Korn, Mudvayne) or OH MY GOD I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EARS (Limp Bizkit, ICP). Most nu-metal is closer to hard rock than nu-metal.

So to all the anti-mainstream idiots who like to compare every single band in existence to iron Maiden who say that all nu-metal sucks, check out Disturbed, Mudvayne, Deftones, or Slipknots new CD.

And to all the people who say that Slipknot and Disturbed are 10 times better than Iron Maiden and Metallica: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS. If it wasn't for Metallica, Joey Jordison wouldn't be drumming right now, so shut the fuck up and enjoy all music.

In short, judge a band by it's quality, not it's genre. Nu metal can be good, or it can be bad.

by ThroatSlit May 2, 2006

bc rich

A guitar company that went from making quality guitars up until around 2002, when Neal Moser left. Now they make condnsed sawdust in the vague shape of a guitar.

Neal Moser vs. BC Rich is like godzilla vs. bambi.

by ThroatSlit April 27, 2006

guitar solo

The part of a song that for some reason shit nu metal bands cannot seem to comprehend. Usually about a half a minute to a minute of guitar, usually accompanied by a repeating drum beat. For some great examples, listen to Eruption by Van Halen, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, God Of Death by Slayer, or Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.

look up guitar solo on google video to see some fucking sick playing.

by ThroatSlit April 9, 2006