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The term "Skonker" is not widely used. A small group of friends who currently reside in Oakville, Ontario, use the term Skonker in replacement of "Skank" or "Slut". Sometimes a shorter version of Skonker is used, which is "Skonk".

Furthermore, Skonker is a term used to describe a certain type of girl. Skonker describes sexual promiscuity and can also be used to represent a girl of a lower socio-economic class or one who doesn't present herself in a well manner.
-Look at what those Skonkers are wearing.

-Don't talk to those girls, they're skonkers.

-Lets go pick up some Skonks tonight.

-That Skonk works the Tim Hortons drive-through.

-I nailed a skonker lastnight while her skonk friends were watching.

-Lets hit Kitchener and Cambridge this weekend, I got a couple skonkers lined up.
by Thrimsby McTholober May 15, 2008
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A Dimas is a person who is overly proud to be Portuguese. They are often blinded by their pride during major Soccer tournaments in which Portugal is in. The female Dimas is just as common as the male Dimas and they often congregate on social media with incoherent ramblings about soccer.

You can often find them fishing for compliments, such as asking for congratulations after Portugal won a soccer match, despite them not having any role in the win.

The common Dimas is typically dormant for 2 years, but often wakes up just a week or so before a major soccer tournament. Full Dimas maturity varies, but this usually occurs on or after Portugal's second match in any Euro/World Cup.

They often idolize Cristiano Ronaldo, comparing him to God or Jesus.

10/10 on the being extra scale.
She's Dimasing hard right now after Portugal's win over Uganda.
by Thrimsby McTholober June 20, 2021
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