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A young man with the skin tone of actual fat in its purest form. Flabby, chubby, with actual breasts. No muscle, braces and a voice that is like that of a 5 year old girl. Clearly in its prepubescent state. This young man has no athletic talent or skill whatsoever and a lack of intelligence is also clear. To hide his chubby face and pink breasts this young man will use his parents money to buy clothes to add to his foolish idea of style. His wardrobe spans from the most 'Ed Hardy' of all Ed Hardy sweaters to tight black Kappa track suite. In addition to these articles of clothing is the piece that made him famous, a tight pink polo shirt that just looks horrible. This young man rounds of with having no integrity, no ambition, and just wasting the worlds time.
Dustin and kyle walk up beside a Fat kid in a polo. Dustin says," Hey Kyle, turn around and check out that 'Fat kid in a polo'" Kyle turns around, makes eye contact, looks him up and down, and deliberately laughs at him. He then turns around to Dustin and says," What a fag..."
by ThingsIRegretIn2024 May 12, 2010
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