1 definition by Thiccorndog
A super warmhearted and loyal dude. But with a dick so big that you can ride it to the moon and back. Even guys named nicholas can't compete. He drinks lead and chews 50 cal bullets to fill his appetite. If you fuck with him, he'll push a bullet so far up your ass you won't be able to take a shit for months.
by Thiccorndog May 1, 2019