Theory's Apprentice's definitions

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Meat sauce

Red sauce with meat in it.

I like meat sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

steve carell

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Snow Tunnel

A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.

Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

jerk

A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006