Theory's Apprentice's definitions

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Snow day

A glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.

I had a snow day once, it was awesome..............

by Theory's Apprentice July 5, 2006

italian

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

jerk

A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Gay Gang

A gang of gays that goes around not busting people for money or doing bad things, but insulting people about their clothing and furniture.

Uh oh lock your doors the gay gang is coming again.

by Theory's Apprentice July 24, 2006

fat head

A funny word that is very under used because it doesn't have any curses or dirty words in it.

Me yelling at my brother: YOU FAT HEAD!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006