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(noun) A general term for the police/authority figures a paranoid meth addict thinks are watching him. Can be fictional or true. Similar to f.b.i.
Methhead: Hey, I think that car is following us!

Methhead sober friend: You're trippin', that's just the meth b. i.
by Theon Greyjoy June 30, 2014
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