4 definitions by Themidwestsucks
A Chicago SUBURB that thinks they are a big city but the residents want to live like they are in a small town.
by Themidwestsucks April 16, 2022
An incredibly boring county in mishitgan that is full of political flip flopping republicrat asswipes, shitty drivers, inbred hicks, dumb hipsters, arrogant rich people (Brighton), self righteous assholes (Howell), racist rednecks (Cohoctah), homosexuals and whitler lovers.
Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021
A city in Mishitgan that hates cars even though they are located in a state that hates public transportation.
They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!
They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!
Ann Arbor keeps taking out lanes of traffic and parking to paint more stupid bike lanes that only get used 4-5 months out of the year by 5 people per day. Then these tree hugging, leftoid idiots will say “live closer” but nevermind the fact that a 3 bed, 1 bath ranch in that city costs almost $400K in addition to the high property taxes.
by Themidwestsucks April 4, 2022
A shitty state located in the shitty MIDWEST which is full of hood niggas and white trash. Also people from that trash state love attempting to drive their shitty Chinese-American cars and trucks like they are from NYC but they are so bad at it, they crash every 5 seconds. Also there are a lot of political flip floppers in that garbage state. Mishitgan is where people will have a Confederate flag and a thin blue line flag while having a rainbow flag and face diapers hanging from their rearview mirrors. Also fuck gretcholf whitler and fuck these pussy ass mishitganders who always leave their balls and backbones in their lifted trucks and blindly follow her stupid executive orders and her shitty health department that has no real authority over anything!
Fuck Mishitgan!!!
by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021