2 definitions by Thedutchessofnewjersey

cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey October 28, 2015

Facts

When someone is so true you have to say that it's a fact.

"That girl is such a whore"
"Facts"

"I gained so much weight my ass got huge"
"Facts."

by Thedutchessofnewjersey October 28, 2015