6 definitions by The_Mark
When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?
Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
by The_Mark October 31, 2020
Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.
Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
by The_Mark July 10, 2019
Noun: A klob, or k-lob (klan lobbyist) is the shorthand term often used for folks that actively lobby and try to assert klan or other white supremacist/nazi ideals.
Dude, at first I thought my neighbor Kecia was just an idiot boomer until I realized she was also a racist klob. She was literally trying to tell us why slavery wasn't that bad.
by The_Mark July 27, 2021
Awemost: (ahhh-most): adj. The implication of being more than just awesome, and/or being awesome more often than not.
Elyse: and I should hang out with you why?
DJ: Because, I'm awemost.
Elyse: Damn, well....fuck I've got nothin'. ok, I guess I'll put some PJ's on.
DJ: Because, I'm awemost.
Elyse: Damn, well....fuck I've got nothin'. ok, I guess I'll put some PJ's on.
by The_Mark February 18, 2010
An entity so spectacular and/or cool, that no other conventional word compares.
Also a common descriptive term used for the potency or overall grade and quality of any awesome substance.
Also used as an adj. and an adverb.
Also a common descriptive term used for the potency or overall grade and quality of any awesome substance.
Also used as an adj. and an adverb.
1. Dude that shit was Razzi.
2. "Check out that girls ass....."
"....Razzi"
3. "That bitch Jessica thinks she's Razzi, just cuz she's got new tits." "yeah."
2. "Check out that girls ass....."
"....Razzi"
3. "That bitch Jessica thinks she's Razzi, just cuz she's got new tits." "yeah."
by The_Mark September 27, 2011
A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.
I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.
by The_Mark June 17, 2019